Hamish asks Hunters and Big John to stop dogs aborting Polly Graff sniff tests near crotches of extorted or excited congenital liars. Abel Danger team uses special weapons & tactics to penetrate physical or virtual war rooms of "Positive Force" - an April coup d'etat exercise pitting Francophonie read teams against the Pentagon and Boeing. Parisien's Blowfish passwords open backdoor to conspirators, including Pargesa-KPMG (Swiss Canton of Zug), Airbus (Toulouse), Tomoye-LIUNA (OKC-Washington), CIDA-Lansdowne Technologies (Gatineau, Quebec) and AMEC- Countrywide-UBS (One North Whacker Drive coordinates 9/11 trillion dollar panic of Chicago Mercantile Exchange). Hunter sees former Canadian Prime Minster Brian Mulroney and his cronies moving Airbus bribes through tax-sheltered killing fields and preparing to sabotage America's brain, heart and sovereign soul.

Martin's company, Lansdowne Technologies .. providing military and civilian-surveillance, trained inspectors attached to the United Nations Monitoring, Verification Inspection Commission (UNMOVIC) .. [Brian Mulroney], Former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien and current Prime Minister Paul Martin, both close personal friends of UN advisor Maurice Strong, are more pro-UN than U.S .. the story of Lansdowne Technologies reads like an espionage paperback. Martin is better known for the ongoing controversy of Canada Steamship Lines (CSL), the shipping empire he was forced to turn over to his three sons earlier this year. Headquartered in Montreal and once owned by Power Corp., CSL operates a fleet of self-unloading bulk carrier ships on the Great Lakes .. Lansdowne Technologies was owned by CSL .. It is already a matter of public record that the Prime Minister's shipping empire landed up to $27.7 million in federal government contracts over the last decade. But almost half of that total went to Lansdowne-a subsidiary that hasn't appeared on Martin's public disclosure statement since 1995 when he was Liberal finance Minister .. it was Iraqi allegations of spy infiltration that caused inspectors to be withdrawn from Iraq in 1998, paving the way for replacement UNMOVIC led by the no-weapons-here Hans Blix .. Project Management is the management of those resources necessary to produce a clearly defined set of project deliverables. (A project is a temporary endeavour undertaken to create a unique product or service [e.g. to knock out Pentagon command center to trigger a catastrophe bond for KPMG's tax-shelter and reinsurance frauds]) .. for projects ranging from Major Crown projects in defence procurement through to web site implementations. Our project management service line includes .. Project Management Office (PMO) outsourcing Project SWAT Teams (assessments evaluations audits & quick response teams) .. Physical & virtual (web enabled) PMO war rooms. Our clients have included: Air Canada , Asea Brown Boveri (ABB), Canadian Coast Guard (CCG), Canadian Space Agency, Canderel Corporation, Canadian International Development Agency (CIDA), Computing Devices Canada (CDC) Department of National Defence, Geomatics International, Human Resources Development Canada (HRDC), Hydro Quebec, Precarn Associates Inc., and the RCMP.

April 17-26 .. NMCC Positive Force Joint Chiefs of Staff Holds Exercise for Continuity of Government if US is Attacked; Proposal to Simulate Airliner Crash into Pentagon Rejected The Joint Chiefs of Staff holds a large, worldwide exercise called Positive Force, which focuses on the Defense Department's ability to conduct large-scale military operations and coordinate these operations .. The exercise prepares them for various scenarios, including non-combatant evacuation operations, cyber-attacks, rail disruption, and power outages. It includes "a series of simulated attacks against the maritime, surface and aviation sectors" of America's national security transportation infrastructure.

Mulroney headlines, filing $37 million defamation lawsuit against the federal Justice Department.. response to allegations by prosecutors Mulroney party to a scheme in which European aircraft manufacturer Airbus Industrie paid $20 million in kickbacks to win a $1.4 billion order from Air Canada .. blunt letter mailed by Ottawa prosecutors to counterparts in Switzerland .. outlines a "continuing conspiracy" in which Airbus is accused of funneling "commissions" to dummy corporation in Liechtenstein, which then shifted the money to two Swiss Bank Corp. accounts in Zurich. According to letter, one of Swiss accounts, code-named Devon, was to benefit Mulroney, who is said to have received $5 million.

The Kenya Airways plane which crashed after take off in Douala, Cameroon, did not relay any distress signals .. air traffic controllers at the airport initiated the distress alerts .. picked by aviation satellite, SARSAT no10, in [Airbus HQ] Toulouse, France minutes after the plane went missing .. tapes and other materials seized from the scene of the crash, a swamp in a village called Mbanga Pongo, near Douala, with theories of sabotage as probable causes .. Douala Area Control Centre sent distress message on KQ 507 .. recorded by SARSAT in Toulouse around 0229 GMT. The plane had taken off around 0003 local time in Douala .. Manufacturers of the plane, Seattle-based Boeing, officials from the United States National Aviation Safety Board and the Cameroonian officials, met in Douala Wednesday to plan .. probe .. plane left Douala airport and crashed just 5.42 km away from the runway but the search began about 150 km where air traffic controllers believed the plane could be located .. Kenya wants the flight data recorder recovered from a Kenya Airways plane that crashed in Cameroon to be analysed in Canada .. US and European countries could not be viewed as neutral due to the competition between aircraft manufacturers Boeing and Airbus. "Canada, unlike Kenya, Cameroon and the United States (where Boeing manufacturers are located), is not an interested party .. The preference of Canada .. country uses both French and English as official languages. "This is essential for communication between our English speaking investigators and Cameroon French speaking investigators.

As the limo rolled up to the front of the Officer's club Hamish asked if perhaps there was some mistake as the parking lot was empty except for a Vespa motor scooter.

Stone Kohl pointed at the 1957 Vespa and said "Well, my Aunt Amelia Bruce there, that is her 'G-scooter' she uses only on the most dangerous missions for her day job".

"Stone, why is her day job so dangerous, if you don't mind my asking?" enquired the often curious Hamish.

"Well she migrated from Justice to a contractor but I have seen that when she is involved as a contractor she is a tee totaler and when she works for the agencies she drinks a lot, martinis mostly, a family tradition. Hold your thought, incoming message on the 'bone a phone'-go ahead dad, what is it?" asked the professional driver/pilot and heir to the 401K.

"Could you drop them off and drive around for another 20 minutes, this briefing is in more depth than we thought, code name 'Pinocchio pills'" blurted the out of breath master of penetrations be it flying, sleuth work, or the greatest penetration of all, one Fox called the 'double inverted ball hanger', but that's all Greek to most of us outside of Athens, perhaps the translator misspoke. As Hamish, Fish got out to attend the drink fest a professional looking 52 year old blond stood at the open door with a BSM served in a mason jar. It appeared to have a Clausen Kosher Dill Spear and an olive while the fox was enjoying a single not kosher spear and two olives, if you're picking up what I'm laying down. As they filed through the door and made a beeline for the bar Hamish said "Amelia, do your parents know what 3 jobs Chips has?"

"No Hamish, and they wouldn't believe him if he told them. They question his stability and balance, but that's only because they read the paper and watch TV. However, I know exactly what he's into, which at the present is Fox. However, being an airline captain and a fighter pilot is an excellent cover for ONI/OSI and Mossad contract work, it would not surprise me at all to see him head to a Muslim nation to do some 'sport flying' as a run-up to the erection of 2008, but that's only a guess, and it's 7 year out there. And as Amelia mentally recounted her little brother's unpredictable career path a song popped into her head from 1966, the same year they moved to Hickam AFB, Hawaii and Chips began polishing Gen Hunter H Harris' black Cadillac Limousine. Amelia remembered that while Chips would polish, Gen Harris would drown olives and give Chips encouragement about avoiding entangling alliances and not compromise his integrity.

As Stone Kohl was two blocks from the club the flashing red "beer" light illuminated so the limo went straight to the club where Stone dropped his dad and the well lathered Fox before putting the limo in a spot marked "Any General Officer". Cole being a professional driver and a military enlisted man knew he could be seen drinking in the club before driving General Hunter's staff car, so he crawled into the party room, grabbed two GWBs from the well stocker cooler not to be confused with the well stacker heater who has recently left the "debriefing area" and Stone wonder when view the contents of her "intell bag" if Tangerine and Purple had both been retired, what color code may be in effect now. Hmmmmh, PTRC.well take away TP and that leaves RC so that leaves red or chartreuse and Stone guessed it would be red, flaming red. A tape on his window caused him to open a rear door and a young college girl said "Hey, where did you get the Grolsch?"

"From General Hunter's Private stash, care for one?" As she piled in the party room Stone, a master observer, caught a flash of red, flaming red and had his answer, like father like son. As he handed her a Grolsch wide body he said "How old are you?"

"Well, I am only 20 but I like beer so please let me have it I won't tell" replied the young lady, hoping he would withhold it from her.

"No problem, I wasn't worried about 21, I was concerned about 18 actually" replied the too young to be laconic yet Stone Kohl as he locked the car doors electronically. And while the group inside the club was debriefing the dog show, an oldie but goodie was coming to mind in Stone's mind I could tell you more but for security purposes I will 'redact' my memory.

Inside the O'club Fox and Chips joined Fish, Hamish and Diehard at a table littered with empties and some appetizers. Diehard had a 4 pound tiger meat pile but in deference to ladies present he didn't eat with his fingers, but rather a serving spoon. He just has found it quite satisfactory as he groaned often.

"What's cooking sis," Chips asked Amelia.

"As you know the April Fool is still on track as a parry to 'Positive Force' which is ostensibly an coup d'etat exercise where wargamers pit Francophonie Red teams against the Pentagon and Boeing, but there should call it 'Positive Farce' as ADuc has been with them every step of the way. These PFers think that if they plan to TOPOFF America in French, Arabic and Navajo that the 'American Idol-NFL-Simpsons' mentality Americans will never follow the money trail back to KPMG which is asinine as all Europeans should be aware that the brightest and best, and also the corrupt and weak of mind, all came to the US in the years pre-dating the Industrial Revolution. Therefore it defies logic that the Shrubs and the Hillbillies of Europe's moneyed families would think they could pull of a tax scam, Son of Boss enforced, Boeing drone and Raytheon steered attack on our iconic buildings without the intellectual side of the mass exodus from Europe figuring it out. I mean, how stupid is that. Next they will probably try running a cross dresser, a muslim-atheist and 3 dancing homosexuals for president in 04, 08 or 12. However, I digress. Let's all clipper-up to Fox, Dancer, Spanner, Nano and Paul Z, give me 30 seconds...once all on clipper Amelia said, Dancer, are you on?"

"Roger and I see the players from the Sony digicam in the photo of the B52 over the jukebox so I will delete the BS, here's the deal, 'Frenchy' at Parisien assures me that there is a Blowfish password enabled back door to the TOPOFF PFers which include, at the very least, Pargesa-KPMG, Airbus, Tomoye-LIUNA, CIDA-Lansdowne Technologies and AMEC-Countrywide-UBS." Began Dancer. Due to the distance and her heavy Swiss/German/Jewish accent sometimes details were lost and Hamish asked: "Was that AMEC-Countrywide-UBS Dancer?"

"Hamish that is correct, as you know Montreal Engineering does a lot of pre-sabotage in the building contracts they short-bid in America with funds that come from Zug's Son of Boss and once they have deliverable explosives in such places as Georgetown University, the WTC, the Pentagon, certain assets in Chicagoland and even 'Old Faithful' they believe they have finished what was planned in Omaha with the Banker's Manifesto of 1892. But Hamish, a question for you but what is the address of UBS in Chicago, I know that phonetically it is pronounced Whacker, but is it spelled Wacker of Whacker? asked the well informed and mysterious Dancer from Geneva.

"It is Wacker Drive but we investigators in North America refer to it as Whacker as it appears that KPMG forced Boeing to move their corporate headquarters there under the threat of a hit on Boeing such as the hit on the USS Cole in Yemen just prior. Further we believe that prior to adult supervisors changing the name of 911 to TOPOFF the POTUS referred to it as WHACKOFF 911. And a corrupt contributor to that person's campaign who's name I don't recall, perhaps Wang, wanted to honor Thailand and have it called PHUCOFF 911. But alas, what's in a name. The point is the objective was to coordinate a 9/11 trillion dollar panic on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange which is not far from those wishing to Whackoff, TOPOFF, PhucOff America in favor of the PFers presently still stuck in Anchorage with a 6# loaf, I opine.

"Dancer and Fox, as you are outside North America looking in perhaps you are not aware but it looks like Canada through Brian Mulroney, former PM of Canada, is facilitating the tax shelter destruction of Boeing as the Airbus bribes fall in BM's hands, and I refer not to Bruce McConnell, although at the end of the day one BM is equal to another BM, I suppose." offered the flaccid and happy Chips who noticed that the Feverish Fox must agree with the logic as she adjusted her posture with a flash of red, flaming red. "Further, as the Airbus bribes move through the tax-sheltered killing fields, they appear to expect to sabotage America's heart, brain and sovereign soul. However, if any group of misfits wants to take down America, they have to defeat three men from Texas, someday referred to as the Texas Trio, I opine looking forward. And those men are George Strait, Willy Nelson and David Hunter, and all of Hunter's wingmen. As if on cue, Fox's first juke box selection open up with:

Heartland

And sometimes we Texans will give you two chances to smarten up, KPMG and USDOJ, so if you want to rethink your tax shelter problems and come clean, remember some of us "cross our hearts" and take oaths to protect America from all PFers, foreign or domestic, yea, your feeling me.