Hamish suggests UN's Maurice Strong hired Jane Fonda and John Kerry to make "Wag-the-Dog" virtual news story of "Unified Treason" for CNN to broadcast on 9/11. Fish warns that Dr. Thomas Barnett and Quebec anarchists are trick f&*king the U.S. Naval War College and Cantor CO2e.com (atop WTC#1) into a Global Guardian war game. Teddy thinks Strong is offering huge kickbacks for a panic of the financial markets and the "first live-broadcast mass snuff film in history". David and Amelia infiltrate US Joint Forces Command and Departments of Justice and State during Unified Vision exercise. Able Danger teams try to warn Henry Shelton and KPMG's 'dead-peasant' life insurance targets in Lower Hudson Valley and North Central Texas (Bush Ranch). Hunter flies Kerry to Bilderberg, Sweden to meet a NATO Secretary General and Arafat's 9/11 bagman.

May 7 - 24 Joint Experimentation Directorate of the US Joint Forces Command, US Central Command and US Special Operations Command, three-week exercise called Unified Vision 2001 (UV 01). "Nostradamus couldn't have nailed the first battle of the next war any closer than we did," .. The scenario called for global deployment into a landlocked country with hostile terrain and a lack of basing and agreements with neighboring countries for U.S. access .. operations consider an enemy as a system of political, military, social, informational and cultural capabilities that, tied together, create the ability to wage war. "Out of Unified Vision we had the realization that you can't defeat a globally linked enemy like that with a 'military only' solution," Ozolek said. The answer was to call in other federal agencies that could bring U.S. power to bear on the enemy. He said the interagency group included the intelligence community, the financial community, diplomatic experts and commerce officials [Thomas Barnett's Gap States].. One hundred days later, real events similar to the Unified Vision scenario unfolded in the attacks of Sept. 11. The al Qaeda is a global terrorist network hosted by an unstable, landlocked Central Asian regime. Over 40 organizations and 350 personnel from all branches of the armed services and other federal agencies participate.

In April 1970, Fred Gardner, Fonda and Donald Sutherland formed the FTA tour ("Free The Army", a play on the troop expression "Fuck The Army") .. It was released in 1972. In the same year, Fonda spoke out against the war at a rally organized by Vietnam Veterans Against the War (VVAW) in Valley Forge, Pennsylvania. She offered to help raise funds for VVAW, and, for her efforts, was rewarded with the title of Honorary National Coordinator .. In March 1971, Fonda traveled to Paris to meet with National Liberation Front (NLF) foreign minister Madam Nguyen Thi Binh. According to a transcript that was translated into Vietnamese and back to English, Fonda told Binh at one point: "Many of us have seen evidence proving the Nixon administration has escalated the war, causing death and destruction, perhaps as serious as the bombing of Hiroshima." Afterwards, Fonda traveled to London, where she again came under fire for making a speech that discussed the use of torture by US troops in Vietnam. Her financial support to VVAW at this time was apparently not significant, as the organization ran out of money within a month, and one of its prominent leaders, John Kerry, was called upon to raise the necessary funds .. When cases of torture began to emerge among POWs returning to the United States, Fonda called the returning POWs "hypocrites and liars". She added, "These were not men who had been tortured. These were not men who had been starved. These were not men who had been brainwashed." On the subject of torture in general, Fonda told The New York Times in 1973, "I'm quite sure that there were incidents of torture... but the pilots who were saying it was the policy of the Vietnamese and that it was systematic, I believe that's a lie." Several American POWs and other eyewitnesses, including former POW and current US Senator John McCain, disagree with this sentiment.

"There are all kinds of atrocities, and I would have to say that, yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed in that I took part in shootings in free fire zones. I conducted harassment and interdiction fire. I used 50 calibre machine guns, which we were granted and ordered to use, which were our only weapon against people. I took part in search and destroy missions, in the burning of villages. All of this is contrary to the laws of warfare, all of this is contrary to the Geneva Conventions and all of this is ordered as a matter of written established policy by the government of the United States from the top down. And I believe that the men who designed these, the men who designed the free fire zone, the men who ordered us, the men who signed off the air raid strike areas, I think these men, by the letter of the law, the same letter of the law that tried Lieutenant Calley, are war criminals." . In 1971, VVAW was holding quarterly meetings and met in different cities, including St. Louis, Missouri in July. From November 12 to November 15, 1971, the group met in Kansas City, Missouri. At this meeting, a VVAW member named Scott Camil advocated the assassination of certain politicians who favored continuing the war .. Kerry claimed he did remember the meeting in St. Louis, where acrimonious discussions had contributed to his decision to resign from VVAW. He said, however, that he did not recall attending the Kansas City meeting, and thought that he had already resigned by then .. In 2004, however, Nicosia said that new FBI documents included a report from an unnamed confidential source .. Kerry's office reiterated Kerry's claim "If there are valid FBI surveillance reports from credible sources that place some of those disagreements in Kansas City, we accept that historical footnote in the account of his work to end the difficult and divisive war." VVAW member Randy Barnes was also quoted in the media as having seen Kerry at the Kansas City meeting.

At the Naval War College, Barnett served as Director of the New Rule Sets Project an effort designed to explore how the spread of globalization alters the basic "rules of the road" in the international security environment, with special reference to how these changes redefine the U.S. Military's historic role as "security enabler" of America's commercial network ties with the world.[1] The project was hosted by Cantor Fitzgerald and took place near the top of One World Trade Center. After the offices of Cantor Fitzgerald and its carbon credit brokerage subsidiary CantorCO2e were destroyed at One World Trade Center on 9/11/2001, Barnett described the event as the "first live-broadcast, mass snuff film in human history."

Richmond, B.C. - MacDonald, Dettwiler and Associates Ltd. (TSE: MDA) today announced that the New York Office for Technology (OFT) has awarded a statewide contract to provide a digital database of land information to the Vargis consortium, which includes MDA's Triathlon subsidiary. The contract spans a five year period, with the first year valued at approximately $3.4 million (CDN) to Triathlon. The digital land information will be used by federal, state, and local government authorities, as well as not-for-profit organizations, to improve the effectiveness of resource and land management operations, including transportation planning and zoning. Triathlon President John Bennett said: "This digital database of land information will consist of image data of both urban and rural areas, with the initial work to begin this spring in the lower Hudson Valley. It's a huge project and we're excited to be part of it." The OFT is the central coordinating body for technology in New York State. Earlier this year Vargis awarded MDA's Triathlon a $1.5 million (CDN) contract to map North Central Texas.

Fox had left her bikini bottom by the cooler while she and Chips were sharing privileged information out of plain sight at 4 in the morning on the beach below Cliff Road at CGAS Borinquen, the former Ramey AFB where David has resided at FO3 Cliff Road from July, 1963 to July 1966. As the Thongmonster got into the lightning round where it could be anticipated that the purring Fox would send the game into overtime the Clipper deal in his duffle filled with empty Smoked Oyster tins went off, as it were a triphibous 'off-going'. A thrilled Smoke said, wow, age 50 and that's just the second time I have enjoyed a triphib as he reached for his Clipper deal as the writhing Greek Goddess continue the briefing in her mind according to her 'pouting breasts'.

As Chips answered the phone he handed Fox a cucumber sized and shaped 'whirring machine', so a 'book mark' if you will so she could press on while Chips responded to Fish on an 'immediate'.

"Fish, plain language, it's four in the morning and the spooks are sleepy, bombed or eating Cheetos and watching function at the junction. What's up?"

"Hamish just called from BC and he understands that Mo Strong may have hired Hanoi Jane and Hines Kerry to create 'wag-the-dog virtual news story of "Unified Treason" for CNN to broadcast on 9/11. It seems that Tommy Barnett and Quebec anarchists are TFing the U.S. Naval War College again, this time to include Cantor Fitzgerald /CO2e.com (WTC #1) in to a Global Guardian war game. Teddy has now heard from 3 distinct sources that it appears Strong is offering huge kickbacks for a panic of the financial markets and some, listen carefully, some have called the "first live-broadcast mass snuff film in history...."

"Hold on Fish, I just about choked on an oyster, I heard m and then uff did you say muff?"

"No, I said mass snuff, but are you debriefing Fox again?"

"I cannot divulge that information as it would not be gentlemanly, however suffice it to say I need to get back to 'Takin Care of Business', for the sake of the United States of America and the global commoners, and besides the D cell batteries just gave up the ghost as the periscope comes into play, so to speak, so what do I need to do?"

"Amelia has the tac lead on this drill, pardon the verb drill, she wishes you call at 0800, her time."

"That I shall do, however right now I have a Venus with no blue jeans to finish off, so give me 2 hours uninterrupted, we won't do the full blown enduro, in the interest of national security and a shortage of extendo-o-peters in Puerto Rico, Chips out, and periscope in."

"Dive, dive oh champion of Justice, enjoy the game of hide the salami, Fish out." As Chips reboarded the Love Train, Fox enjoyed the ride, all aboard.

"Oh Chips, only 4 hours, has your mojo abandoned you again for limited hangout oh septuagenarian who has a double woody?"

"Negative my 28 year old co-traveler of the Love Train, however duty calls so down comes the tent pole, here's your 'cover' and we need to get back up top to FO3 Cliff Road so I can call Amelia from her old bedroom in the back, middle upstairs, the room that you put the Grolsch cases and Victoria's red, white and blue Thong supply, not to be confused with Air Supply, that kick ass group from down under, which gives me an idea, don't put the bottom on quite yet" requested the curious Female Body Inspector as he pulled out his tactical flashlite.

At precisely 0800 straight up, Amelia's Clipper deal went off as she IDed her brother so opened up thusly, in a very laconic fashion, I might suggest "Lil Bro, real quick, get to DC or Andrews ASAP we need a threeway between you, me and a third player, preferably a FF [foreign female, not false flag]. The triphib is Department of State, Department of Justice and Joint Command. ETA DC?"

"I hooked up with Fox down at Ramey, I can be at the Ramshead or Lengthy Portion by 6 pm, ditto for Fox, go ahead."

"Too predictable, could you slip it into Andrews?"

"If I can slip it into a Greek Fox I have never met Andrews should be a piece of cake."

He was briefly distracted as a apricot puma striped object of clothing landed on his face, while occupied.

"There is a DHL DC9-30 due in to Borinquen at 0900, check with Fish and tell him to please set it up with systems checked, full of fuel, #2 running, parking brake set, and no tag alongs, tell Fish DHL will need to get a reserve crew to get into ADW to fly it back into the DHL system."

"Amelia out, it'll happen" click, click as a GWB was opened by an appreciative athlete from Athens, an Apricot thong was tossed on the coat hook and a USNA grad brought his periscope back into 'international ops'.

"I hate to short change you oh tanned temptress arranged like rabbit ears, however, we only have an hour so close your eyes and imagine a 20 year old. Then it's duffel bags in the jeep, thong supply and grolsch in the uhaul behind the jeep and off for a little 'quickie' to Andrews to meet Amelia and Li." Spoke the nearly out of breathe super sleuth as he investigated a second position after the 'rabbit ears came down they got into the 'windmill' position for which the Romanian Judge held up a 10 card for the mount but had to leave the games before the dismount could be scored. It was 10 also, double dribble at the buzzer. How athletic a tandem.

As the two undercover experts sat in their undercover vehicle at Station Ops of CGAS Borinquen, DC9-30 slithered up to the chocks and the whining JT8Ds were silenced as both fuel cutoffs be dropped in one swell foop.

"David, my world traveling, thong busting, champion of all things with fur or wings, I thought you asked for a DHL DC9-30, this looks like a Grits DC9-15, what gives, besides me?"

"Sorry my strenuous briefer of international relations, while you had the whirring book mark on 'overdrive' you didn't hear me say please, a word Fish and I never use unless we are trying to TF the PFers. When I asked for a DHL DC9 that was code for anything but DHL and make sure whatever comes does a Damn Hard Landing, as I wanted to visually watch for any loose parts here from the jeep, and as you saw on its third bounce nothing big fell off so its good to go, if it flies in, it can fly out think of it as FIFO." instructed the off redacted but seldom retracted owner of the Best Woody in America.

"Was that Fifi or Fifo?"

"FIFO oh my bearer of great melons. Fifi #1 is a kickass B29 that was plucked from NAS China Lake and restored to flying condition for the CAF. Fifi #2 if the worthless little French jets bearing QRS11, perhaps. Put the cantaloupes and the thongs in the cargo area and the Grolsch up front if someone tries to stop us, other wise I will load the airplane before I load you" quipped the pensive and penetrating Loadmaster of Love.

"This is more my style of loadmasterer, as you see it has 3 times the tail oh my 3 times a lady" recalled the whistful recaller of old multiple tail days, the redoubtable Captain, yeah, I've been there.

The DC9-15 was all ready for a single engine taxi as Chips released the parking brake, taxied downwind, selected ignition on/start, turned off both packs and started #1, allowing it 60 seconds to idle before he slammed the sausage to the old girl which whined with delight knowing she was in the hands of a true professional who didn't let things like ATC towers of checklists get in the way of progress, a simple quick shot of the warning lights to ensure no amber or red and the plane was off, as a mocha thong landed on Captain good vibes as he selected .83 mach and auto pilot on, became erect, exited the slave's quarters and searched for the thongless wonder, aha, he opined to himself, a new position called the 'derrick' it appears as he made himself ready to drill for a little Texas tea while in the cockpit the calls on 121.5 'unknown rider, fast mover low 335 for 35 off BQN identify your self or be subject to interception..." fell on 4 deaf ears as the monster of the midway had the maytag subject to injection, if you know where my head's at. Chips had her finished off by 30 east of ORF so he sauntered up the box office in time to hear an incoming clipper from Fish on the Plastic Tuna device.

"Chips, nice work, but ditch the thongs and Grolsch, Amelia, Li and Red Skelton will climb aboard in front of ops, leave them both running, hot refuel to 8000#, Fox, you, and Amelia will be SMEACed by Red outside the twelve mile limit, turn direct ADW has cleared you for an overhead, delete the 250 look for a green light in the groove" as the Fox pricked up her ears and Chips had a prick related thought also.

"Fox, two ladies and a man will board, tell them to sit anywhere and hang on tight, I will come back once we coast out." said Chips as he looked at the fuel totalizer and saw 8060 and thought 'these guys are good, but she gets my nod, and my prod' as he turned downwind to take off to the north, hang a right and beat feet for feet wet.

As Captain Phantom of the cockpit joined the foursome, he got a glimpse of tiger stripes, As General H Shelton extended his hand and the men greeted each other again. "David, Amelia will give you a written brief but SMEAC is all I have time for as I have to be with POTUS in 45 minutes.

Situation, Able Danger sees KMPG doing dead peasant deals, plural, in Lower Hudson Valley and North Central Texas code name Johnny Crawford,

Mission: Chips has you and Fox to crew an A330 from Dulles to Sweden tomorrow night around 9pm, Amelia and Li will be in the mix, Li and Fox work State, Amelia Justice, you watch for uc Joint Forces Command and SNIPH Kerry and Hanoi,

Execution: details in the lunch box marked toxic gas similar to S&B so Kerry won't think it's abnormal.

Admin: Lunch box and more details in Li's laptop.

C & C: Communication clipper or bone phone and Control of mission shared Fish and Chips,how long til we will be at Andrews ops"the General asked of Chips.

"Ten minutes Red, is it HMX1 again?"

"Knowing what AD and ADuc knows about Navy and AF compromises,Marine Corps 1 is my only option until you and Fish bring down the PFers who sold that SOB tax deal to me and put me, and Able Danger proper in handcuffs" he offered as he went down the airstairs as returned the salute of a USMC G/S.

A 1996 Fleetwood Limo pulled up, Stone put Li and Amelia up front for 'security reasons' and put the Grolsch and Thongs in the back where his Dad had already found the chilled cache and was Takin' Care of Business in a Flash.

As the last of the baggage, Grolsch and Thongs were crammed in the trunk, Chips was looking forward to what he'd be cramming between 'freshen up' and dinner as an athletic and olive skinned hand passed him 3 tins of smoked oysters and two 'multi-minerals'. Chips briefed himself on the oysters thusly; first tin in the shower, second tin when she bends over to dry her feet, and the third tin would deployed around midnight, after dinner and drinks.

"Where we going Stone" asked the Captain Shazam from the party pit. " DC or Virginia?"

"Too predictable, think Annapolis Westin, oh Golden Penetrator" responded the heir to the 401K as Fox tried to recall if she packed a Gold one and Goldmember was looking forward to some pillow talk.