Morning of 9/12, Hunter asked for a minute and silence then clippered up the Last Post to acknowledge Abel Danger's tragic losses. Wasting no time, Nano downloaded RatShitKit software over SewerNet so that Roland and the Hero Rats could monitor Bull & Bear Shit ratios of investors and brokers in Chicago, Paris, Montreal, London, New York and Washington. MdeC's rat team tested Desmarais' bowel movements at AXA's HQ in Paris on 12 September. The BOSS and the Sons of the BOSS tested neutral; the scatological inference being that they traded as insiders through 9/11, an event-arbitraged panic of world stock markets. MdeC noted that the Desmarais' and KPMG advisors worked out the proportions for kickbacks to be shared among Global Guardians, including Peter Peterson's 'Cronee Capitolists' at the Council on Foreign Relations and Blackstone Group; John McCain's rewards came through his "dead-peasant life insurance" buddy, Texas Senator and later UBS honcho, Phil Gramm. Hillary's was paid by fresh-out-of-jail Henri de Castries, an AXA BOSS at the French American Foundation. Teddy's ratpack deployed at the Dow Jones Private Equity Hall of Fame awards in the Waldorf Astoria for September 20. Blackstone won; it had doubled re-insurance on the WTC# 7 mortgage where a 5:20 p.m. "Pull It" decision destroyed most (?) of the SEC evidence of Desmarais-KPMG pump-dump-pump frauds. Nano patched real-time news feed of RatShitKit ratios into virtual "Pattern of the Times" DVD; he got a near perfect correlation of an arbitraged market panic with levels of bearshit trading in New York and bullshit trading in Chicago. (Abel Danger would later present the DVD to a Qui Tam grand jury and show the predictive power of the test by estimating how long Bhutto would live after she had pissed off the new world order punters at the CFR).. Mlle Screu-Fait threw a hissy SNIPHy fit; she said arbitrage testing software should be named ShitRatKit. Roland told her to fuck off. Hunter gave them both a boneus to keep the peace and then followed the Blackstone kickbacks right through to the 2008 election to find many CFR members in witting or unwitting violation of Section 1958 (Murder for Hire), including Voodoo- priest lobbyist Fred Thompson, Arkancidal Hillary Clinton, Abel Danger suspect Condoleezza Rice and the UNHCR refugee sponsor and sometime self-cutting, moshing, potential snuff-film actress, Angelina Jolie.

 [of of 2004 Private Equity Hall of Fame KPMG LLP's Transaction Services practice offers divestiture, merger, and acquisition services to corporations, private equity funds, and its limited partners in developed and emerging markets. Our partners and professionals help assess business opportunities from both buyer and seller perspectives to identify key financial, tax, commercial, human resources, and information technology risks and benefits and improve stakeholder value. KPMG LLP is the U.S. member firm of KPMG International. KPMG International's member firms have nearly 100,000 professionals, including 6,800 partners, in 148 countries .. Terms and conditions are evolving rapidly, and while not extinct, the straight 25 percent and 30 percent carries may be endangered. This workshop will take an in-depth look at the latest terms and conditions essentials for raising a private equity fund to help you ensure win-win partnerships .. Who's getting carried interest now, how much, and how much they should be getting .. Airtight strategies for minimizing or preventing disclosure of return data .. How to avoid the headaches of Sarbanes-Oxley .. And, finally, some honest talk about corporate accountability [Bullshit or is that Bearshit? Ask Roland the Rat!]

Born in Los Angeles, California, Angelina Jolie is the daughter of actors Jon Voight and Marcheline Bertrand .. On her father's side, she is of Slovak and German descent and on her mother's side she is French Canadian and is said to be part Iroquois .. "I collected knives and always had certain things around. For some reason, the ritual of having cut myself and feeling the pain, maybe feeling alive, feeling some kind of release, it was somehow therapeutic to me." At 14, she dropped out of her acting classes and dreamed of becoming a funeral director. Her self-loathing led her to embark on a rebellious period in her life; she wore black, dyed her hair purple and went out moshing with her live-in boyfriend .. In July 2002, Jolie filed a request to legally change her name to "Angelina Jolie", dropping Voight as her surname; the name change was made official on September 12, 2002 In August of the same year, Voight claimed that his daughter had "serious emotional problems" on Access Hollywood .. Jolie first became personally aware of worldwide humanitarian crises while filming Tomb Raider in poverty-stricken and widely mined Cambodia. Deeply affected by these experiences, she eventually turned to UNHCR for more information on international trouble spots. In the following months she agreed to visit different refugee camps around the world to learn more about the situation and the conditions in these areas. In February 2001, Jolie went on her first field visit, an 18-day mission to Sierra Leone and Tanzania; she later expressed her shock at what she had witnessed .. Impressed by her interest and devotion in the subject, UNHCR named her a Goodwill Ambassador on August 27, 2001 at UNHCR headquarters in Geneva.

In May 2001, Arthur Levitt resigned his position as chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission and joined the Carlyle Group as a senior advisor. On 9/11, the apparent controlled demolition of WTC#7 at 5:20 p.m. destroyed about 3,000 files relating to SEC investigations conducted during Mr. Levitt's eight year tenure as SEC chairman when 'dotcom' frauds netted billions of dollars of profits for the private equity and hedge fund industries. Six days after 9/11, Carlyle Canada's affiliate Groupe AXA opened emergency payment offices in Manhattan and Falls Church, Virginia and began collecting death certificates from victim families. Family members appear to have been paid off with low-value high-cost life insurance policies sold by AXA to the victims or to their employers and/or their rank-and-file labor union pension funds such as the New York City Fire Department Pension Fund . AXA executives have been convicted in France for laundering money through so-called "dead-peasant" life insurance contracts. In an article, "Massacres de l'OTS : les chemins du blanchiment passeraient-ils par Axa-Luxembourg?" Communique de presse, Christian Cotten, 14 juillet 2003, Mr. Cotton describes some apparent links between AXA and the massacre of cult members of the Order of the Temple of the Sun in Quebec, Switzerland and France in assassinations where bodies were allegedly incinerated using flame throwers in an attempt to destroy evidence of mass murders and life-insurance frauds.

The speed of response to 9/11, suggests that AXA took victim death certificates "upstairs" and used them to collect and share out reinsurance money where AXA Re split high-value low cost kickbacks among the senior officers of the victims and shared profits with Blackstone's private equity partners, presumably including Carlyle and TIAA-CREF, the previous owners of the WTC#7 mortgage. On September 20th 2001, Blackstone and HarbourVest were inducted into the Private Equity Hall of Fame in New York and that induction begs the question as to which of the previous year's deals provoked such enthusiasm from their private-equity partners.

Synopsis: Belief CFR led by Blackstone Group and GMAC, used MindBox mortgage software to structure catastrophe cat bonds triggered on 9/11 by controlled demolitions of WTC# 1, 2 & 7. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hawkscafe/message/174

Open e-mail message sent May 26, 2007 to:
Peter George Peterson corporate@cfr.org Chairman, Council on Foreign Relations Senior Chairman, Blackstone Private Equity Group CFR New York Office, The Harold Pratt House 58 East 68th Street, New York, NY 10021

Dear Mr. Peterson:
Re: Blackstone, WTC demolition, MindBox mortgage frauds Hawks CAFE believes CFR members led by the Blackstone Group and GMAC, used MindBox mortgage software to structure reinsurance and/or catastrophe (cat) bonds triggered by controlled demolitions of WTC buildings 1, 2 & 7 on September 11, 2001. In an alleged example of such a fraud, Blackstone's private-equity owners of $449 million in mortgages on WTC#7 extorted its distressed debtor, Silverstein Properties, into co-sponsoring bogus sabotage-vulnerability tests to trigger an $861 million catastrophe bond. We also allege that CFR corporate members Boeing and GE used MindBox software to structure the catastrophe bonds triggered on 9/11 by the coordinated sabotage of Boeing aircraft, flights # 11, 175, 77, 93 and the subsequent 4-day closure of the NYSE .. Yours sincerely, Field McConnell, 28 year airline and 22 year military pilot, 23,000 hours of safety avalonbeef@msn.com, David Hawkins Tel: 604 542-0891 hawks-cafe@hotmail.com Notes, "Blackstone, WTC demolition, MindBox mortgage frauds" "BLACKSTONE ACQUIRES DEBT ON 7 WORLD TRADE CENTER New York, NY October 17, 2000: Blackstone Real Estate Advisors, the global real estate investment and management arm of The Blackstone Group, L.P., announced today that it has purchased, from Teachers Insurance and Annuity Association, the participating mortgage secured by 7 World Trade Center, a commercial office complex controlled by real estate developer Larry Silverstein .. Factsheet on Teachers Insurance and Annuity Associaion (TIAA) .. the company that insured 7 World Trade, Industrial Risk Insurers, has indicated that it will make a full payment under its $861 million policy .. The transaction is secured by the beneficial ownership interest in a trust that owns a loan secured by certificates owned by Blackstone Real Estate Partners III LP through related entities representing ownership interest in another trust secured by four mortgages originally totaling approximately $449.4 million on a leasehold interest in 7 World Trade Center .. Some of the insurance proceeds will be used to pay off bondholders who bought part of the building's US$383 million mortgage. Larry Silverstein, the building's developer and leaseholder of the WTC twin towers, has said "the claim for 7 World Trade Center will be US$861 million"

Chips had strange dreams during the night of 11 September, 2001. For the first time in a long time he did not have a BSM and for the second time in a long time he didn't get into the usual "who can boink more, men or women" competition with the Athelete from Athens as it would have been futile anyway. All the Oysters and Extend-o-Peters in the world cannot make up for the comparative science that item A needs to be engorged with bi-lateral blood reservoirs while item B just needs to be lubed, prelubed, or disrespectfully penetrated with no lube, but once the rinse cycle starts, the Maytags are good to go all night long experiencing plural and sequential 'main events', whereas the item Bs are a discardable item which, once called upon, needs encouragement to spring back into action. Just ask Joanie Charlatan in Fargo, her husband needs a 14 day turn around where at the other extreme the "Gargantuan Gobble nasty", aka Chips, is good to go within 3 18 count oyster tins, two Rodney Baldinger NDSU one horsepower E-O-Ps or a little "auto pilot action" such as Julie Haggerty dished out in the last good airline movie, Airplane. No wait that may have been "Otto Pilot". In any case, this time around it is 'Pinocchio' being 'piped aboard' by the Greek Goddess, the double breasted mattress thrasher, or the possessor of weapon '80H', which is the numerical and alphabetic sum of two 40Ds. Truth is lefty is a tad bit smaller than righty, but what a magnificent team they become when harnessed together in the 'over the shoulder boulder holder' with steel reinforcements.

When Amelia's call via Clipper came, Chips was not surprised in the least. At 0703 the Bone-a-phone went off and all ADuc assets were in the Westin with the exception of Dancer in Tel Aviv, Marquis in Vancouver and Dr Paul-Z in the Dominican Republic, Amelia addressed the team, "Red is on the ground at Mildenhall, Rat 1 is in Australia, Rat 2 is in Austria, and Fish and Dyke have given their all. I now turn AD team, no longer under cover to Chips, Chips it's all yours" expressed Amelia.

"Team, we have suffered some losses..let's have 60 seconds, one minute of silence for Gerald DeConto, Dyke and the loyal rats of the NYC DRTs that have paid the ultimate price..."

After one minute and 9 seconds Chips continued "the show must go on and until Red returns from Europe where we believe UN was ready to take the USA into the NWO I have been conscripted to lead AD going forward. This is certainly not a mantle I desire but until relieved I will serve".

"I understand that Nano al-Umina has distributed via multi-media the RatShitKit over SewerNet so that Roland and the Hero Rats will be able to better monitor Bull and Bear shit ratios of investors and brokers in Chicago, Paris, Montreal, London, New York and Washington, DC. We have already sampled the bowel movements of the Desmaret Dipshits at AXA's HQ in Paris today and have concluded the Boss and his boys have tested neutral, the scatological inference being that they traded as insiders through 9/11, an event arbitraged panic of world stock markets. Our asset in Vancouver has determined that Desmaret and KPMG advisors worked out the proportions for kickbacks to be shared among Global Guardians including Peter Peterson's 'Cronee Capitolists' at the Council of Foreign Relations and Blackstone Group. John McCain's reward came through his "dead peasant life insurance buddy, Texas Senator and later UBS honcho, Phil Gramm. Hillary's was paid by fresh-out-of-jail Henri de Castries, an AXA BOSS at the French American Foundation. Teddy's ratpack deployed at the Dow Jones Private Equity Hall of Fame awards in the Waldorf Astoria set for 20 September. Blackstone appeared to win when a 5:20 'pull it' decision triggered redoubled insurance on WTC and destroyed most of the SEC evidence of the Desmaret-KPMG pump-dump-pump frauds.

Nano al-Umina patched real-time news feed of RatShitKit ratios into virtual "Pattern of the Times" DVD; he got a near perfect correlation of an arbitraged market panic with levels of bear-shit trading in New York and bullshit trading in Chicago. Able Danger would later present the DVD to a Qui Tam grand jury and show the predictive power of their technology when estimating how long Bhutto would live after she had pissed off the New World Order punters at the CFR.

Mlle Screu-Fait threw a hissy SNIPHy fit; she said arbitrage testing software should be named Shit Rat Kit. Roland told her to fuck off. Hunter gave them both a bonus to keep the peace and then followed the Blackstone kickbacks right through to the 2008 election to find many CFR members in witting or unwitting violation of Section 1958 (Murder for hire) including voodoo priest lobbyist Fred Thompson [ dropped campaign tent 1-22-08], Arkancidal Hillary Clinton [ predictive software indicates 2-14-8 drop of campaign tent], Able Danger suspect Condoleezzssa Rice and the UNHCR refugee sponsor and sometime self cutting, moshing, potential snuff-film actress, Angelina Jolie.

Where did Angelina's parents go wrong..