Chapter 25:
Polanski’s Synchronizer to butcher White Male Pigs
Aegre Dyke exposes Mo Mo Mau Mau clips from the Aberdare forest
(Earlier character development, see http://captainsherlock.com/Chapter_25.html )

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EViL reality continued to Dem CW Lesbo entrappee, Turkey biochemist, Femme Comp handler and Pennsylvania Avenue Kenn seeing a nervous O. Blabbermouth Moab asked to get agent Aegre Dyke into Wasatch prison, just south of Salt Lake City where prisoners key in data for Utah Bureau of Medicaid. Blabbermouth Madam MATs prefers Dyke to go to Leath Correctional Institution in Greenwood, SC, where weight room had become an airline reservations center for the Sabre Group and a recruiting pool for Gorelick and her FCU mates. Blabbermouth Hamish sent new agent, the body builder and dirt bike, Aegre D., to audition as a witch for Chicago Shakespeare Theater Macbeth with Northwestern director Barbara Gaines. Clipper from Queen Hornet: ‘Roman Polanski sting successful’. QH requested parallel support to Kenya regarding 'The Kid and Mo Mo Mau Mau'. Blabbermouth Uncle Ray warned that Polanski was ready to sing on Community of O all the way back to hit on JFK; they will try and kill him before he ever gets back to US of A. Dr. Libideaux says New York City is forcing Bienen-Baxter vaccine on NYC employees and, to quote WHO, “H1N1 pandemic case counts no longer reflect actual disease activity”. Blabbermouth Kenny G. says Iran has fired off a test flight and database folks will be sent to ensure flying vehicles have the appropriate 'flight guidance library'. Aegre Dyke warns that Polanski has copies of films with Soetoro as victim of Davis’s BDSM ring in Hawaii and Mau Mau shit where a round-faced whitey has sex with children. They will stop at O to get to Synchronizer and prevent butchery of male white pigs. Hamish saw email from Sherlock Holmes Society on Baker Street inviting them to give a presentation on 11-11-09. He hurried next door but met with sign "No Knocking When Van's A-rocking". Dejected, he returned to his room, poured a double mineral water with signature lime slice, and resumed his struggle with one-star Sudoku.
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In Sofia, Bulgaria Queen Hornet was enjoying an Absolut Killer Martini while Skymaster was enjoying Wiser's Deluxe on ice with Dwarf. Sluggo wasn't much of one to take a drink but at 70+ years of age and 6'7" he thought perhaps he could share in the celebration of the capitulation of Queen Hornet and her expenditure of political capital that had encouraged the non-French folks in Switzerland to take down Polanski 24 hours after the publication of Chapter 24. Of course QH was not alone in this endeavor; Uncle Ray had 'called in some chits' with the company that doesn't exist as well as some lurkers at FCI in Arlington, Chantilly and Colorado Springs.
Some Abel Danger listeners had applied for, and been awarded, jobs as Systems Analysts, Contract Managers and Time Keepers at those three locations. Further, Sable’s exposure of a bi-sexual Congresswoman had allowed Carol Stream Illinois, to become the final armory deemed 100% ready. As Uncle Ray, QH, and Sable had been busy, just below the surface, some of Jam's maritime counterparts had been busy diving on the scuttled wreck of the USS Davidson, FF1045 off the coast of Brazil while Moxie G.'s team at CDC and inside Baxter were creating confusion, and therein delays, by switching the lot numbers of the real stuff and the real bad stuff. Kenny G. had ordered additional flying vehicles and QB/Name Dropper had been authorized 200 cue balls as some obstacles within DoD and certain Sheriff's offices had been identified, and tracked.
Outside of the US the call in French from the Turkish University created a 'wedgie' between the francophonie agents in Turkey who wished to press on, and the Turkish assets in the USA who wanted to avoid jail time. Pal Kenn saw his O getting more nervous as 4 of the 5 member Os had been hacked by Captain Sherlock Agents as the agents and armories were being readied for battle....see Proverbs 21:31. While the French and the Anglos squared off over Polanski's fate and Brazil and Chicago squared off regarding Air France Flight 447 and the 2016 Olympics, Pal Kenn's lover was wondering what an award to Brazil would do to ramp up the dial-a-yield attack planned for Whistler.
In the room next to the Bridal Suite Hamish was practicing his Ode to Queen Hornet replete with cheesy English accent knowing how fervently she felt that "The Show Must Go On". Almost imperceptible to non Abel Danger assets was Hamish's changing of one word; where Queen Hornet felt she "must let the show go on" Hamish had altered the lyrics to suggest "I WON'T let the show go on". If Captain Sherlock's Flying Circus had caused Peter G. Peterson to step down from CFR and had caused Northwestern University's Henry Bienen to step down and had caused the 'event in Chicago' scheduled for 22 September, 2009 to be scrubbed, Hamish and Chips felt certain that if they could have Roman Polanski testify in Court in the USA, he would expose the synchronized video productions including JFK, Sharon Tate, Valerie Percy, 9/11, and related productions such as Air France 447, Colgan Air 3407, Adam Air 574 and Kenya Airways 507. Chips had already been called to Kenya to arrive at about the same time that Polanski would be arriving in the US. Polanski would be safer in custody in Folsom Prison than on the street in Switzerland.
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As Hamish was practicing his lip-sync of "I Won't Let the Show Go On", in the Bridal Suite next door 2 Rodney Baldinger extend-o-peters and 3 tins of Smoked Oyster ensured that Jam's show would be going on for hours. Chips had just handed his svelte co-agent an IOC in Pastel Atomic Tangelo when she had countered with a clear indication that she was ready for another round of expressing their compatibility to each other. Chips, thinking they should get some rest at some point as they looked forward to obstructing the deliveries of vaccine for the contrived H1N1 had suggested they 'disengage'. Jam had responded with a steganographic song as she hit C6 on her Clipper Pastel Easel and the melodic offerings of Al Green, from Memphis, set the tempo for the next 90 minutes as Jam was getting her way with Chips, and vice versa I might opine laconically.
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As Jam guided the ship into the channel, so to speak, Chips found his rhythm as Jam found her memories of Survival Beach come rushing back making it seem like yesterday once more. Chips was enjoying their project but he knew that Jam would never have asked for a 'three-peat' without good reason. Therefore as Al Green encouraged his 1993 audience at the Apollo Theater to 'sing along', Chips understood that Jam was trying to get Chips to focus on 1993 and LST [ Let's Stay Together ]. He knew that in 1993 the Blind Sheikh [ BS ] had planned the bombing of the WTC, at least according to the professional weeper and former Attorney General of the US Robert Mukasey who was delivered the Qui Tam version of Civil Case 3:07-cv-49 on 2 October, 2007. He also knew in or about 1993 Gore, Panetta and two others met at the White House to plan to keep Clipper technology from being deployed by AT & T in the USA therein causing the entire production of Clipper secure telephony to transfer to the Francophonie, ostensibly to placate a pair of misfits from Arkansas who had been big shots at the French American Foundation and later Lafarge, the company whose barge would be used to trigger a lucrative Hurricane Katrina cat bond in 2005.
Being the cheap screws that they were, Gore and Panetta determined the closest Francophonie sympathizers, excluding the Clinton tandem, Femme Compe, and two of Janet Reno's underlings, would be found in Quebec. The AT&T products were rerouted to Canada from where the attack of 9/11 was launched. While Jam called 'switch' and the top and bottom duties were realigned, Chips again found his 'synchronicity' with Jam just as the three independent networks deployed on 9/11 were synchronized so that it would 'appear' that the Muslim patsies were intent to destroying 4 iconic symbols of the military and financial strength of the United States. As the song and the synchronicity continued, Chips also mentally unlocked the reason Jam had selected as song with the initials LST. In her professional life concurrent with her Abel Danger service Jam had been in the maritime industry rising from able bodied seaman [ not semen ] to Captain of deep draft vessels. She had been an apparent mercenary on a pair of old LSTs used in some clandestine operations for benefit of governments friendly to the US and appears to have been aboard the USS Davidson, DE1045/FF1045, when the frigate was delivered to Brazil before being scuttled and used as a dive attraction off Brazil after Brazilian service from 1988-2002. Another feature of the Davidson was that the hangar where the single LAMPS helo had been housed was now the final resting place of one of the two sets of Northwestern University/Roman Polanski/FCI video archives; the other set under the control of Agent Major Ridge who, like Chips, had Scottish and Native American blood, meaning they generally drank cheap booze not to be confused with the cheap screws who sent Clipper phones to Canada.

Chips was solving the mental puzzle as Jam whispered 'think littoral'. Chips, having spent a lifetime around jet engines and large guns couldn't hear as well as he'd like to and could not discern if she had said 'littoral' or 'clittoral' but ever the gentleman he kept driving home the message while he reached for a photo of a US Navy vessel which Jam may, or may not have, been involved in creating in a think tank to which she belongs whose regular meetings occur at Pascagoula, Mississippi.

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Chips had broken the Femme Comp code through Cheney’s little sisters in Lockheed Martin Canada. Jam was suggesting that the Flying Circus should bring in their assets assigned to the Littoral Class Ships such as LCS-2, The USS Independence, pictured on the briefing file marked 'Clittoral'. Chips remarked to himself how the ship reminded him of a Snook; long, slender and fast. He thought back to when he and Jam had met in a hotel room in Kenya just prior to a 'high profile' visitor arriving there with an Emerson Electronic Passport in advance of the ‘burn and kill’ genocide. It was their first night on an assignment to check out CIA-SAD boss Henry Bienen’s false clues in Kenya where Bienen’s agents had set up a fake trail leading to a bogus Obama birth certificate issued after a phantom delivery of Frank Marshall David’s son in the Provincial General Hospital at Mombassa in Kenya at 7:24 PM on August 4th 1961.
Chips had offered Jam a 'Scotch and Sofa' and she had reclined. She had some blue prints of these fast-moving vessels and whispered in Chips' ear "Love is a Long and Slender Thing" knowing that Chips would be able to understand the subliminal, dare I say steganographic, message therein.
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Jam started her 'countdown'..5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and synchronicity was achieved. As Jam and Chips were both 'seeing stars' in their eyes they almost missed the incoming Clipper from Moxie G, an immediate priority message which was very odd for the wee hours of the morning. As Jam was still hyperventilating she motioned for Chips to take the call as she caught her breath. Chips, ever the affable gentleman, answered thusly "Chips for Jam, secure, go".
"Chips, sorry to disturb you and Jam....."
"Moxie, no disturbance in the least; we were just practicing FIELD stripping our weapons in the dark. In fact, we had just had a simultaneous trigger pull prior to your call so the FIELD stripping was completed just before your incoming Clipper. Jam is on the hotel phone talking to a friend from the Mississippi shipyard, how can I be of assistance?"
"Chips, I just took a call from someone who listened to you at the Jack Stogwell Show before CNN told him to 'terminate'. They will be Clippering you very soon, I hope you don't mind but I gave them your 'dead letter clipper address' and told them the electronic address would only take one call before 'reconfiguring'. The person placing the upcoming Clipper is a woman, former FBI agent who has seen the dark side and elected to take an ersatz medical retirement, refusing to participate in the continuation of 'The Show That Must Go On'. One other item, Abel Danger CDC will be spooling up two SEUS agents as I understand Abel Danger BC will be bringing in Aegre Dyke to penetrate the SOWS. If you hear from either Madame MATs or Jedd McMorning, be assured there are lifelong Abel Danger 'sleepers' who have been in the loop and on the payroll since their days at Ramey. Madame MATs spent a career in the airline industry while Jedd McMorning has a colorful past such as your own. I believe you knew them both at Ramey HS where Jedd ran cross country, Madame MATs aspired to be a 'stew' while you 'delivered the news' to them from your super trick, kick ass, 1961 Super Eagle 8 hp Cushman motor scooter that once belonged to running back Fred Lane, of Lane Furniture, North Carolina. One last thing, Jam asked to borrow some Vaseline with natural Jalapeno oil to stimulate her fingernail growth, tell her to keep the container as I have 3 more along with me. Moxie G out."
As Chips scanned the Jacuzzi tub he saw the open jar of Jalapeno laced personal lubricant and felt a sense of relief at the burning sensation that had started shortly after Al Green started singing 'Let's Stay Together". Jam had caught her breath and repaired to the Jacuzzi, exposing the target area once again to her co-agent, just as the fore announced incoming Clipper from Jack Stogwell's Utah came in thru the Clipper scrambler provided by QinetiQs of UK, formerly 'Q' of James Bond lineage.
“Blabbermouth Moab; Chips, can you get Dyke into Wasatch prison, just south of Salt Lake City, Utah where the prisoners key in data for the Utah Bureau of Medicaid. Every day at 6 a.m., a state-owned van brings crates of medical claim forms to a loading dock just inside a metal fence that is reinforced with four layers of razor wire. The cargo is combed for contraband by armed guards. She could come in there. The director of Utah Correctional Industries oversees the prison's 26 businesses and they can handle stress by offering prisoners a furlough and a part in a snuff film with a perfect alibi; cuts down on the testosterone and minimizes risks of cellblock riot."
Chips recognized the messenger while consuming the message. As Jam leaned to turn on the Jacuzzi his mind went fast forward to his next project, however, being the disciplined 42 year veteran of Abel Danger that he was he immediately responded to Agent Moab thusly: "Blabbermouth Moab, message received and understood. Will be contacting Aegre Dyke from our BCCA office however be advised that due to the upcoming trilateral mission to Africa, Aegre may be dispatched to Mali, Kenya or the 3rd leg of the African triad as Abel Danger and 'the others' race to unveil the face of the Kenyan genocide players. We have almost as many assets in Utah as do the FBI and CIA and are certain that we can complete project Wasatch simultaneous to our operation at Angola Prison in Louisiana where some 'day laborers' are set to roll on the ACORN pervert who allowed the Lafarge Barge to appear to inundate New Orleans. I would identify the pervert in writing but I may incur his Rathke by doing so. We at Abel Danger will be in touch within our customary 3 hours, capeche?" He had copied the message to Jack Stogwell who works all 3 sides of the street. Chips had no sooner pulled the trigger on the message to Agent Moab than an incoming from Agent MATs came into Chips as Jam gave Chips that 'come hither' look and passed him another tin of Chicken of the Sea Smoked Oysters.
“Blabbermouth Madam MATs. Chips I’d rather you sent Dyke to Leath Correctional Institution in Greenwood, SC. They have turned a weight room into an airline reservations center. A technician from Sabre Group, Inc. installed a bank of PCs and connected them to Sabre's reservation system in Dallas. Used by Travel Wholesalers International in Fairfax, VA. Susan Smith was at Leath in 2001-02; her crime was hideous. Great recruiting pool for Gorelick and her FC mates.”
Chips did not want to be dismissive of the incoming Clipper from Spring Hill Florida, however Jam was making a presentation that was impossible to resist. As Chips gave Jam a "30 second" signal, he responded to Agent Jedd McMorning of the Tampa area Abel Danger office, from where Madam MATs had sent the message from Jedd's Clipper Mailbag.
"Jedd, message received. Regarding Sabre-Dyke-Leath I understand your subliminal regarding Lakenheath and am proceeding with vigor. Abel Danger will do a 3-way with Leath, Angola and Wasatch [ code LAW ] and will coordinate with our 3-way in Africa at Mali-Kenya- Côte d'Ivoire Keep in mind that in 1953 BHO's granddad and Mo Strong set the foundation and if Abel Danger doesn't stop the attack, North American citizens will experience what the Kenyans and Rwandans did at the hands of Canadians, French and American PFers. Suggest your consider attending the ADC Reunion at Tyndall AFB, Panama City, FL from 22-25 October. We have coordinated security, intel and billeting with the USAF OSI guys here in Huntsville. There will be a large array of assets gathered there not unlike the "Gathering of Eagles" where a closet gay actor set up the loyal SAC airman and officers to appear inept just as Kid Kenya is making America appear as he travels the globe suggesting America has something for which to apologize. Perhaps we should apologize first to the Frogs whose asses we saved in WWI and WWII. In WWIII they will not be so lucky. Don't mess with Texas. And then perhaps Pelosi, Reid and the DNC should apologize to America for the TREC PHUC of the Election of 2008. Chips out."
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Chips knew that Jedd McMorning would understand the military ramifications of the previous paragraph as Jedd's father had been a B17 pilot with the 'Bloody 100th' in Europe during WWII. Jedd's mother had appeared to be English teacher at Ramey High School and had taught English to at least 6 of the Abel Danger Agents that would be mustering at Tyndall AFB, Panama City, Florida during the period 22-25 October, 2009 for a briefing on Amalgam Block Whistler, the carryover Abel Danger operation that followed on the successful effort to move the terror campaign away from Chicago on 22 September, 2009. While Mrs. McMorning taught English by day, she was a DNI listener in French by night. Her listening foretold the problems in the Dominican Republic that came to a head in 1965 when a single DR F51 Mustang, fully armed, landed at the 'thought to be secure' Ramey AFB, Puerto Rico triggering a large scale deployment of the 82nd Airborne Division which arrived overnight on such a large collection of transport aircraft that Ramey AFB had the entire ramp and taxiways full of C124, C133, C130 and C141 aircraft. During the overnight deployment Chips and #42 had been called to cook donuts all night at the Base Exchange where #42's father was the BX Manager after earning a Silver Star as an Army Major of Infantry in WWII. FCI and their French speaking sponsors had set the stage for a 'terror' event in Chicago with potential for tac nukes to destroy the snuff film archives shared by Northwestern and Sidley. The female perps at FCI, Sidley and Northwestern may as well wear ID cards; they are so obvious in appearance. Collectively they look like a horde of escapees from a Jenny Craig lockdown. Their manners are so horrid they can most accurately be characterized as belligerent bovines.
No sooner had Chips hit the send button then Jam revealed another button that she wished to have manipulated. Chips, ever the enabler, accommodated the gambit. As the warm and whirling waters relaxed the tandem, Chips was thinking about the lyrics to the 1955 Four Aces hit "Love is a Many Splendored Thing" and his laser like mind focused on 'four aces', 'april rose' and 'high and windy hill'. He realized that the 4 Aces would be the first four of the 5 Os in the Olympic symbol; Oprah, Obama, Oahuan and the Community of 0. He also determined that april rose alluded to an occurrence that went up tempo in after BHO's trip to Kenya in 2006. Hillary Clinton sent an aide, Dick Morris, to advise the Odinga campaign in November of 2007, shortly after Odinga visited with Obama in America. Morris set up a post election division to prepare for the Kenya genocide; he used a typical Acorn-Alinksy “have vs. have nots” campaign for Odinga’s ODM. Morris also set up a campaign of civil disobedience a la “Million Person March” a la Louis Farrakhan and Nation of Islam. Morris had Obama featured prominently in ODM campaign posters, slogans, and songs in Kenya, and invented an imaginary high and windy hill metaphor for FCU paramilitaries to stoke up the crowd’s rage, “A Luo will become President in America before a Luo will become President in Kenya” Regarding the real high and windy hill, Chips had to ask Jam for a little help.
As Jam used the remote dimmer to darken Room 1969 he asked her "Jam can you recall any incident on Ramey AFB, Aguadilla, Puerto Rico where there was the effective confluence of 'wind and hill'?
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As Jam selected setting 3 on the Jacuzzi agitation control [ JAC ] she responded "Chips, remember that night in February of 1965 when we went to survival beach for the first time? I was going over the fence in my Lime Green shift and lost my balance as the wind caught my dress and you held the flash light. I recall that that was the first time you saw the target area. I could be wrong but I distinctly recall what happened at the bottom of the cliff, or hill, where we were blocked from the wind. But let's not worry about 1965 tonight, let's think about the here and now" as she rose out of the water and gave Chips a clearer picture of what he had first observed in 1965. As she handed Chips a glass of Merlot and then retrieved a second for herself Chips mind was fully caged on his mission. As the two relaxed briefly an incoming Clipper from Hamish in the next room caused the amber LED and Jam's Pastel Eisel to blink in a series of 3 flashes indicating a message of 'immediate' concern. As Chips reached for the Clipper, Jam could see that he was nearly ready for the next round and she was anxious to provide shelter against the wind for at least a portion of him.
“Blabbermouth Hamish – Am sending you a new agent, the body builder and dirt biker Aegre Dyke. Have her audition as a witch for Chicago Shakespeare Theater Macbeth with Northwestern director Barbara Gaines. We need to infiltrate the Community of O and understand their special effects business; what is real and what is simulated. Have Dyke dog Philip Rosenberg’s lighting designs; check synchronicity skills in special effects including haunting and bloody slaughter, especially act four with the witches in the BDSM strip bar. Monitor the O crime scene and the transfer of political and military power from evil Macbeth to just Malcolm; this is Femme Comp postmodern visual metaphor for handing over of power from the EViL Bush to FCU Michelle Obama.”
Jam could see the concern on the face of her cuddly co-agent. She knew he needed to clear his mind of all the evil in the world. Snuggling beside him even closer she whispered in his ear, "Chips sing that song again to me, 'Love is a Long and Slender Thing'". Chips turned to her and smiled at her intentional malapropism and stood up from the Jacuzzi indicating he 'got the message'. As they dried each other off with those fluffy white towels that are so hard to squeeze into suitcases Chips led the way to the balcony and the chaise lounge that was waiting. A quick look-see indicated that all the surrounding room above, below and on both sides of Room 1969 were 'lights out' so the towels were dropped and the enduro resumed. From the balcony which faced the Huntsville Airport Jam and Chips could later observe the sun rise after a hard day's night, or as Jam would say, a day's hard knight. As they shared the synchronicity that they had perfected going back to February, 1965 they both heard a metallic 'clunk' and noticed a rappelling lanyard hanging directly centered on their balcony railing. Chips handed Jam a towel and motioned for her to withdraw to Room 1969 and he used a dental mirror to look down the 19 floors and see what was on the other end of the rappelling lanyard. It appeared that three men dressed in black were silently 'hand over handing' up the rope and the closest was at the 4th floor. Chips went to his signature Mumbai leather bag and withdrew his QinetiQ mini laser in Frisky Fuchsia. He scribbled a hand written note to Jam indicating she should quietly lay prone on the balcony with the dental mirror over the edge and observe the climbers. Chips asked that she wiggle her left foot when the closest climber was one floor below. As Jam assumed the position, Chips got an eyeful but kept his mind on his mission. Chips used his Clipper to dial 9-11 through the Limo repeater that was in the trunk of the Presidential Stretch across the airport access road at the La Quinta. As Chips could hear some heavy breathing, Jam wiggled her left foot and Chips directed the Fuchsia colored light at the lanyard the three assassins were climbing. When 80% wasn't burning the lanyard fast enough to please Chips he went to 'max energy' and held the QML absolutely steady. As the first hand of the top climber became visible, the burn through was completed and 3 would-be assassins fell an average of 17 floors to the pool deck below. Chips redialed 9-11 without going through the Limo repeater to give the law enforcement folks an updated location of the criminal activity as he joined Jam on the balcony for a quick 'sneak attack'. Unfortunately, just as Jam had guided his vessel into a safe harbor, the balcony door of the room next door was being unlatched causing Chips to disengage as both he and Jam retreated to their darkened room until the night gave way unto the morning.
They had just gotten under the covers when a 'priority' Clipper came into Chips' Clipper Squirt Gun. As Chips was retrieving the Squirt Gun, Jam was giving Chips two shorts and a long on the ship's whistle as Hamish's head looked around the corner of the balcony and he pointed to his Clipper Sherlock Holmes Pipe. Chips put down his Clipper and suggested to Hamish that he come over to the room for a face to face. Hamish held up 5 fingers indicating he would be knocking on the door in 5 minutes. As Jam relinquished her grip on the tiller bar Chips went to the bathroom and turned a light on low and started the coffee. He then stopped by Jam's open suitcase and selected Pastel Pumpkin and grabbed a matching Oscar de La Renta Slingshot Rumpmaster. Jam corrected Chips as she handed him the items in Atomic Tangelo which had not been previously worn. Matching in color both of the super sleuths then put on white shorts and matching Tom Selleck Aloha shirts as they prepared to receive [ unwelcome ] company. However, the show must go on. They were just putting on the JC sandals when the patented Abel Danger knock came at the door.
As Chips opened the door to Room 1969 he noticed the reflection of the sunrise in the face of Hamish and he realized that barring good fortune, it may be as long as 12 hours before he could again snuggle up to his svelte co-agent. Jam had poured two cups of coffee and turned to put the hot water into the Earl Grey tea that Hamish preferred, always with a slice of lemon. As the trio of Abel Danger leaders sat to confer, an immediate Clipper came into only Chips' Clipper Squirt Gun, from his sister in Romania.
"Chips Clipper from Queen Hornet; Roman Polanski sting successful, Operation Marxist Pedophile transferred to Interpol and the company that doesn't exist; Uncle Ray is Abel Danger POC. Abel Danger foursome departing Sofia for Mali for Operation Genocide Triad. Request parallel support to Kenya regarding 'The Kid and Mo Mo Mau Mau'. Sluggo, Dwarf and Skymaster estimate on station Mali within 36 hours. On Clipper 2 until that time, any questions?”
Chips turned to Jam and Hamish to see if they had questions as Chips' Clipper Squirt Gun had been on 'speaker'. Hamish passed Chips a handwritten note and Jam gave Chips two shorts and a long under the table.
"QH Clipper from Chips; Package A will be on station in Kenya within 36 hours. Hamish suggests ringers into FCI Chicago, Chantilly, Colorado Springs, and all 3 prisons. Abel Danger's Guo X in Urumqui, China suggests 'Big Mo' departed Urumqui 12 hours ago heading to Almaty, Beijing and on to Tangiers. Marquis d'Cartier has hacked Sabre and suggests Tangiers is a decoy, more likely Kenya, Mali or Cote d’Ivoire no more questions, Chips out".
Hamish, Chips and Jam enjoyed a single sip of their hot beverages before a more expansive Clipper came to Chips' Clipper Squirt Gun from Uncle Ray, who apparently had the ability to listen to Chips' private line:
“Blabbermouth Uncle Ray to Chips: Polanski began making horror movies in late '50s for investors who went on to use Bell & Howell patented devices and methods – developed for WWII and refined by FCI founders – to finance production of snuff films of synchronicity killings of JFK (1963), Sharon Percy (1966), Sharon Tate (1969) and nearly 3,000 victims on 9/11. Note the rise of film noir was due to technology. During World War II, 16-mm cameras-Bell and Howell's Eyemo in the United States were adapted to document the war effort, both hand-held in combat and mounted in your dad’s bomber, a B-24D, for example. They developed high speed black-and-white film to shoot the action without the need for artificial lighting. Back in WWII, the Office of Strategic Services' Photographic Division [Later CIA-Special Activities – snuff and spin – Division run by former NU President Henry Bienen] enlisted Hollywood's top talent (including directors John Ford, John Huston, Frank Capra, William Wyler, and George Stevens) in this effort. These WWII directors came with Hollywood cameramen shooting real action in real locations without lighting or preparation. After the war, some of these they worked with CIA-SAD on crime B-film melodrama as cover for real pedophile snuff and film noir. Roman Polanski – born August 18, 1933 – began his career in Poland, and later became a director of private showing and commercial films including Rosemary's Baby (1968), Chinatown (1974) and The Pianist (2002). Looks like his O friends filmed the 1969 murder of his pregnant wife, Sharon Tate. In 1977, he was convicted of "unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor"; he subsequently fled the United States to Europe where he began to direct films with FCI for Bienen. He is now under arrest in Switzerland pending extradition proceedings relating to the 1977 American conviction. He’s ready to sing on the Community of O back to the hit on JFK. They are going to try and kill him before he ever gets back to US of A”
Hamish started to brief Jam and Chips on the synchronization of FCI operations such as the attack of 9-11 where patsied players were positioned to look like participants in the Franco phony attack on the United States while deflecting the blame to the hapless Muslims who had absolutely nothing to do with the events aboard United Flights 175 and 93 or American Flights 11 and 77. Chips, a beef producer, understood how difficult it was to synchronize females without Lutilice injections so he realized that Hamish was brilliant in detecting the deeply-hidden FCI operatives who had arranged the 'fantasy show' which was seen by the world on 11 September, 2001. Chips also understood the urgency of getting the word out and suggested Hamish prepare an 'immediate' Abel Danger Briefing Clipper while Jam and he contact Marquis d'Cartier who was working as a temp with Sabre out of his Vancouver, BC garage where he maintained Harleys and Muscle Cars for those in Vancouver fortunate enough to have fast moving autos [ FMA, not to be confused with Airbus Industries Flight Mode Annunciation, or Tuscon's KFMA New Rock radio or FCUers FEMA]. Marquis d'Cartier had been inside Sabre since before the previous owner, an airline, sold it. Marquis would have sage advice regarding the 'safest' way to get from Huntsville to Kenya ASAP and Marquis' friend with the Emerson Entrust E-passport operation would be able to get electronic documents for Mr. and Mrs Rich McHogeny, or whoever they wished to impersonate on this next assignment.
As Hamish was working on the Abel Danger wide update, Dr. Libideaux Clippered in from her Greenwood, Louisiana office.
"Dr. Libideaux Clipper to Blabbermouths Chips, Moxie G. and Jam, copy Nano; Chips et. al., Peter in NYC advises that according to internet postings the city of New York City is forcing the Bienen-Baxter vaccine on NYC employees: http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=13803 While I caucus with Moxie G. and the Baxter Beaters at CDC-Abel Danger, suggest we ready Name Dropper to be on alert with Buck Naked to deploy anywhere in North America within 15 minutes. Have also confirmed that all armories are up to full strength now with the last, Carol Stream, Illinois coming up just 6 hours ago. The Sheriffs across the lower 48 are on board with the exception of Illinois' Cook County. The Joint Chiefs of Staff are ready. Current thinking is that if there is indeed a 'natural flu, nature will run it's course without Baxter, Tamiflu or other known double edged drugs. I quote now from last summer's WHO declaration: "when the WHO decided to declare a global “pandemic emergency” over what it called the H1N1 Influenza A global spread, it also announced in a notice buried among its press releases that most countries had stopped testing ill populations for H1N1, and that WHO therefore simply arbitrarily “assumed” all patients with a stated set of symptoms were automatically H1N1 victims. "So the H1N1 pandemic case counts", to quote the WHO “no longer reflect actual disease activity". Will be having the Base Surgeon from Barksdale AFB in my office within the hour. More news after that. Ready Name Dropper and Buck. Any questions?"
Hamish furled his eyebrows and pursed his lips and Clippered a response "Only one, is this Dr. Mo or Dr. Les Libideaux?"
"Yes" was the laconic response from Dr. Les Libideaux.
Hamish was trying to make sense of Dr. Libideaux's dismissive answer when he noticed Jam pouring him a second cup of tea. As Jam similarly filled Chips' cup with black coffee, Chips was doodling out some flying assignments for the assets of the Flying Circus:
Package 1: Queen Hornet, Dwarf and Sluggo to Mali, Pilot Skymaster
Package 2: Chips, Jam, Hamish and Tango to Kenya, Delta Airlines to Kenya, then Jam as Helo pilot to LCS 'pirate removal' ships, including LCS-2 Independence
Package 3: Name Dropper, Moxie G and Dr. Libideaux to meet Aegre Dyke at Midway Airport, Chicago. Hoss to be recalled as Pilot
Maestro: Rico Gambolino would work the North American desk with Marquis d'Cartier in charge of Canada and Moxie G. POC for USA.
As Chips made a few substitutions and other notes to himself he saw an IM from Madam MATS that she was made aware of the Kenya transfer and would be functioning as an In Flight Supervisor on the Atlanta to Nairobi segment. She suggested that Jedd McMorning may be useful to Moxie G. as he had experience as a postal 'inserter'. As Jam looked over Chips' shoulder she tingled at the noun 'inserter' and thought back to Survival Beach on a windy night in February of 1965 when she first provided Chips shelter against the wind.
"Chips, it seems to be coming together nicely" commented Hamish who started Jam's mind going back to the Beatles' White Album of 1969 and the largest hit thereon, "Come Together" not to be confused with the monster hit from the one-hit wonder band the Youngbloods and their 1969 hit "Get Together".
Jam saw a routine message on her Clipper Pastel Easel and read an RSVP from Hoss who would not be available due to a church mission trip that he had been on for the last week in Mexico. Jam pointed at the message and Chips responded "Hoss is out, Stone is in, suggest Nano accompany Stone with Package 3". As Jam sent the messages to Hoss, Stone and Nano, out at Redstone Arsenal Kenny G was monitoring a classified message that caused him some concern.
"Blabbermouth Kenny G. to Chips, Name Dropper, Rico, Moxie G. and Queen Hornet; Iran has made a few comments and fired off a test flight that has again drawn attention to that region. The database folks will be sent to ensure the flying vehicles have the
appropriate 'flight guidance library' in the seeker heads. Standing by for suggestions, Betty Crocker has alerted Honeywell in the Twin Cities."
Chips immediately responded to all with "Texas Two Step" Kenny G where step one is a vertical stack of coordinate sets so that the inspectors can see the top motherboard but not the underlying board. Second, arrange for a second set of 20 primary and 5 spare flying vehicles, stat. Will forward the funding authorization as quickly as Tango and Marquis in Vancouver can counterfeit us a good form."
Jam handed hand written notes to both Chips and Hamish indicating they would be leaving at 4 p.m. from Huntsville to connect at Atlanta to Nairobi, or Memphis for Amsterdam pending security sweeps by lurkers at Tomoye in Gatineau and 1455 Pennsylvania Avenue. Any data from Gatineau would then be 'sampled' at Quantico and if it passed muster, Tango would depart CYVR to join Chips, Jam and Hamish at Amsterdam or Nairobi.
As Jam poured the last of the coffee into two hotel cups she commented to Chips that they had about 5 hours to pack and get organized. Chips suggested they 'travel light' which was interpreted by Jam as meaning she didn't need to look for any jammies. Jam was offering another Earl Grey tea to Hamish but he gave a 'cut' signal suggesting to Jam that he'd reached his limit. As Madam MATs was setting out from Tampa enroute to Atlanta, Jedd McMorning drove his 1977 Lincoln Town Car in triple black to the KTPA airport just across Tampa Bay from McDill AFB where Chips lived from 1951 to 1959 and where the US Central Command had displaced SAC as the largest tenant on base. During that period Chips lived at 12 Garden Drive and attended Tinker Elementary School where his teachers included a Mrs. Griffin and a Miss Fanny Zamore. Years later Jam's older sister would relocate to the Tampa area where she may or may not have worked with Abel Danger as a lurker and a listener.

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Across the airport access road at La Quinta Buck, Nano, Name Dropper and Stone all had an Alka Seltzer or two to come up to 'game shape' for the upcoming bomb-burst departure from Huntsville, Alabama. Hamish was gathering his things to return to his room next to Room 1969 when a 'flash priority' Clipper came in from Aegre Dyke to Chips, Hamish and QH only:

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“Aegre Dyke Clipper: Chips, keep up the pressure; francophone Marxist pedophiles incorporated Femme Comp Inc. in 1979 with the O practitioner Roman Polanski. This prick equipped Manson and Family with the Bell & Howell kit to film ritual killing of his wife Sharon Tate. Polanski is a native of France who was taken to Poland by his parents as a child, escaped Krakow's Jewish ghetto during World War II. His mother died at the Auschwitz death camp. Tate was eight months pregnant at the time of her killing; she got one of Pyscho Dohrn’s fork salutes in the belly. Polanski has that on film in Northwestern archives controlled by Dohrn. He has pled guilty to unlawful sexual intercourse with a 13-year-old girl who he drugged and sodomized. Squeeze his nuts and he will emulate John ‘Songbird’ McCain in Hanoi. Maurice ‘Mau Mau’ Strong has told Michelle O to terminate Polanski with prejudice; she has to use FCU Synchronicity special effects of course. Polanski has film of Soetoro as victim of Davis BDSM ring in Hawaii and some clips of Mau Mau shit from the forest which covered the slopes of Mount Kenya and the Aberdares. One of these clips has a round-faced whitey having sex with animals and children, apparently egged on by 50 or 60-year-old insurgent. Looks a bit like Obama’s grandfather; he speaks perfect English. They will stop at O to get the Synchronizer and prevent FCU butchery of the male white pig. Little time. Let’s Roll. Dyke out.”
As the door to Room 1969 was closed and latched behind Hamish, Jam was closing the balcony sliding door and drawing the curtains having already hung up an Atomic Tangelo pennant to remind Chips what chore was next. As Jam turned on the Jacuzzi and poured 2 Merlots, Chips selected F4 on his Clipper iPod and turned both Clippers to 'silent-vibrate' as John Fogarty and Keith Urban encouraged Jam to "Put Me in Coach, Center FIELD". Jam gave Chips a look suggesting he'd been reading her mind. Very soon thereafter he was in and centered.
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In the room next door Hamish had seen an email from the Sherlock Holmes Society on Baker Street inviting Hamish and Chips to give a presentation to a packed house on 11-11-09. As he hurried next door to advise Chips, he saw the sign hanging from the door knob "No Knocking When Van's A-rocking" and he wondered who Van was. Dejected to some degree, he returned to his room, poured a double mineral water with signature lime slice, and resumed his struggle with a one-star sudoku.